Event Description

Come out to Brooklyn. We'll run a race. Have a few laughs. They never said it would be this damn early in the morning.  But the alternative is to be dead and not able to do this fun stuff..

So here it is.  A genuine, ticket to ride to Brooklyn in the lap of Luxury.  Luxury is the stripper we hired.  (Ok-that was an adult dad joke, but I'm leaving it in.)

But seriously, you have made the choice to join us for the early morning trek to the Grand Army Plaza, not to be confused with the Unimpressive Nonmilitant Plaza.  And we are happy to help. 

So while you guys do the hard work of training and preparing, we'll do the easy work of printing up lists, sitting on a bus and transporting you to the start line.  And hopefully in less time then it took to name a Speaker of the House.  

For all information go to the EVENTS PAGE.