Listen up, humans! It’s ya boi Harambe, swingin' back from the great jungle in the sky to throw the most legendary memorial run this side of the savannah.
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Come gather with my wild troop at Bridgeway Station for the Harambe Memorial 3K — a run so majestic, even the zebras are jealous. It’s been 9 years since I pounded my chest for the last time, and I want YOU and all your shirtless, sweaty friends to honor me by stampeding across the glorious Harambe Bridge. That’s right — I got a bridge, baby! Silverbacks don't play.
We’ll jog, shuffle, or full-on banana-sprint 2 glorious miles (math is hard, okay?) in my memory.
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And when you're done? ONE FREE BEER, from The Pub at The City Market. Plus a jungle-sized raffle from some generous human sponsors who know how to party.
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Details before you go BANANAS:
🦍 What: Harambe Memorial 3K (a.k.a. "Run Like a Gorilla's Chasing You")
🍌 When: Wednesday, May 28th @ 7pm — right in the middle of your week, you need this.
🌴 Where: Bridgeway Station
📍 Address: 1000 Via Corso Ave, Simpsonville, SC 29681
🎉 Why: Because legends never die. And neither does the party.
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Come for the run. Stay for the beer. Do it for Harambe.