Secret Mystery Trail Run FCH

1 Parkview Ct.
North Brunswick, NJ 08902


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Event Description

Secret Mystery Winter Trail Run

5 Mile Eagle Trail Run and 2 mile Turkey Group Run FCH Sat. Jan. 9, 2021  10:17am

Location: Secret Mystery wooded area North Brunswick/ East Bruns, South B For registered, an email will be sent with secret start location.


- Get bitten by starving animals              - Touch 29,000 Volts of Electricity 

- Cut your leg on sharp branches             - Slip on ice & break bones

- Slip on snow and break arm                     

- Run into tree branches, poke eye out  - Angry deer with huge antlers

- Fall into marsh                                     - Exploding gas pipelines

- Giant Sticker bushes                           - Slide off mud cliffs

- Get hit in head with cement              - Bad drivers from New York

- Crawl under barbed wire                            who don’t speak English

Plus super pissed off hunters angry that the hashers trespassed on their land and scared away the deer,    [Possible nudity]

      Only $20.00      Register online at

 Free skull items for Pre-registered. $25.69 by mail to enter

$30.00 DAY OF EVENT.  Volunteer receive free beer and goodies. 

Fun info at

 Please bring a can food donation for St. Matthews Edison Food Bank

       Post Run Party held at secret location to be emailed to pre-registered. A fun time is guaranteed! You must be over 21 years old to participate. No times are recorded.  A sense a humor is a must. Prizes & giveaways at the post race social. You don’t even need to run to participate.

       If you are unable to run you can volunteer. Volunteers receive free beer, Pirate sling bag and skull bandanna. If you wish to volunteer call Kenneth Vercammen Esq. at 732-572-0500 or email Kenvnjlaw@yahoo.com

Trail set by“hare” The Senator Ken Vercammen (The runner in the red, white & blue flag shorts Captain America)   Look for the Hash skull banner at the start. Sponsored by the Rumson Hash House Harriers, founders of the Cheesequake Hashathon.Please make $25.69 checks payable to Vercammen Assoc. PC, and mail along with this flyer to:Kenneth Vercammen Law Office, 2053 Woodbridge Ave, Edison, NJ  08817.  [We prefer you register online]  Free for volunteers

Name: ____________________________________________Age: ______________


Email address: ___________________________________ Sex (circle) straight/other/ none 

Waiver of Injury:  I hash for fun and admit if I get hurt it’s my own fault.  I recognize that no one has insurance and agree not to file any type of claim or lawsuit ever.    


Event details and schedule

Start location of  Secret Mystery Trail Run will be email  8:00am    Meet and socialize North Brunswick, NJ 08902  [South Brunswick Township. BYOB.

10:00    Star-Spangled Banner by Dave DeMonico [legendary Evil Jesus]

10:05    Group photo with Senator Vercammen

10:17    Run begins - rain, snow or shine Wear old sneakers and black socks

12:00 sandwiches in the cold at start of

12:30    Post-race party at Golden Lion- Free pitchers of Coors light.

       A fun time is guaranteed! No times are recorded.  A sense a humor is a must. Prizes and giveaways at the post-race social!

 $20.00 Pre-registered via

$30.00 Day of Event

 Please bring a canned food donation for a local Food Bank.

 See past video of fun at

If you have any old bottles of booze that you will never drink, bring them to the registration to be given to Dan F for  the after run refreshment guy.  

This is a traditional hash run with no nice, warm bathrooms. If ladies need to find a nice facility, search online. No bathrooms near the start. Nearby 3 Port-a-pons at Davidson Mill Park South Brunswick Township, Intersection of:  Riva Ave and Davidson Mill Rd

GPS Coordinates: N 40° 24' 39.1752", W 74° 29' 50.064"

Also Dunkin Donuts Address: 2170 Rte 130 N  City and Zip Code: North Brunswick Township, NJ 08902 Phone: 732-297-9952 and BP gas station on Rt 130

      Past volunteers: 

Dan Fabrizio- Registration and mobile refreshment truck chair

Chris Knigge- Registration of fun women and building a bridge

Mike W. Registration

Dave DeMonico- Trumpet for Star Spangled Banner [Evil Jesus]

Dancin Fool the hasher who recycled all the bottles and cardboard and cleaned the party area outside. 

Brian Borden- set trail and event day put up the signs and banners

Mark Strawn & Joe Dubas- helped pre-mark trail, 

Wrangler- sweeper

Chrissy Tri Girl- Skull cupcakes

Jack L {aka Horshack]

Lance {aka Gopher] Photos & bridge builder

Also Chrissy Patla Trigirl  - Skull cupcakes

We thank several other fun persons who helped, but the volunteer helper list was lost in the bar during the excitement. 

 Please we appreciate the Golden Lion Inn for hosting us for a third year- voted best wings in Middlesex.


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