Event Description
Secret Mystery Winter Trail Run
5 Mile Eagle Trail Run and 2 mile Turkey Group Run FCH Sat. Jan. 9, 2021 10:17am
Location: Secret Mystery wooded area North Brunswick/ East Bruns, South B For registered, an email will be sent with secret start location.
POTENTIAL EXCITING DANGERS / CHALLENGES
- Get bitten by starving animals - Touch 29,000 Volts of Electricity
- Cut your leg on sharp branches - Slip on ice & break bones
- Slip on snow and break arm
- Run into tree branches, poke eye out - Angry deer with huge antlers
- Fall into marsh - Exploding gas pipelines
- Giant Sticker bushes - Slide off mud cliffs
- Get hit in head with cement - Bad drivers from New York
- Crawl under barbed wire who don’t speak English
Plus super pissed off hunters angry that the hashers trespassed on their land and scared away the deer, [Possible nudity]
Only $20.00 Register online athttps://runsignup.com/Race/NJ/NorthBrunswick/SecretMysteryRun
Free skull items for Pre-registered. $25.69 by mail to enter
$30.00 DAY OF EVENT. Volunteer receive free beer and goodies.
Fun info at https://www.facebook.com/events/2440486842689765/
Please bring a can food donation for St. Matthews Edison Food Bank
Post Run Party held at secret location to be emailed to pre-registered. A fun time is guaranteed! You must be over 21 years old to participate. No times are recorded. A sense a humor is a must. Prizes & giveaways at the post race social. You don’t even need to run to participate.
If you are unable to run you can volunteer. Volunteers receive free beer, Pirate sling bag and skull bandanna. If you wish to volunteer call Kenneth Vercammen Esq. at 732-572-0500 or email Kenvnjlaw@yahoo.comhttps://www.facebook.com/events/571968346719184/http://www.njlaws.com/FREEZING_COLD_HASH_RUN.html
Trail set by“hare” The Senator Ken Vercammen (The runner in the red, white & blue flag shorts Captain America) Look for the Hash skull banner at the start. Sponsored by the Rumson Hash House Harriers, founders of the Cheesequake Hashathon.Please make $25.69 checks payable to Vercammen Assoc. PC, and mail along with this flyer to:Kenneth Vercammen Law Office, 2053 Woodbridge Ave, Edison, NJ 08817. [We prefer you register online] Free for volunteers
Name: ____________________________________________Age: ______________
Email address: ___________________________________ Sex (circle) straight/other/ none
Waiver of Injury: I hash for fun and admit if I get hurt it’s my own fault. I recognize that no one has insurance and agree not to file any type of claim or lawsuit ever.
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Event details and schedule
Start location of Secret Mystery Trail Run will be email 8:00am Meet and socialize North Brunswick, NJ 08902 [South Brunswick Township. BYOB.
10:00 Star-Spangled Banner by Dave DeMonico [legendary Evil Jesus]
10:05 Group photo with Senator Vercammen
10:17 Run begins - rain, snow or shine Wear old sneakers and black socks
12:00 sandwiches in the cold at start of
12:30 Post-race party at Golden Lion- Free pitchers of Coors light.
A fun time is guaranteed! No times are recorded. A sense a humor is a must. Prizes and giveaways at the post-race social!
$20.00 Pre-registered via Active.com
$30.00 Day of Event
Please bring a canned food donation for a local Food Bank.
See past video of fun at www.njlaws.com/FREEZING_COLD_HASH_RUN.html
If you have any old bottles of booze that you will never drink, bring them to the registration to be given to Dan F for the after run refreshment guy.
This is a traditional hash run with no nice, warm bathrooms. If ladies need to find a nice facility, search online. No bathrooms near the start. Nearby 3 Port-a-pons at Davidson Mill Park South Brunswick Township, Intersection of: Riva Ave and Davidson Mill Rd
GPS Coordinates: N 40° 24' 39.1752", W 74° 29' 50.064"
Also Dunkin Donuts Address: 2170 Rte 130 N City and Zip Code: North Brunswick Township, NJ 08902 Phone: 732-297-9952 and BP gas station on Rt 130
Past volunteers:
Dan Fabrizio- Registration and mobile refreshment truck chair
Chris Knigge- Registration of fun women and building a bridge
Mike W. Registration
Dave DeMonico- Trumpet for Star Spangled Banner [Evil Jesus]
Dancin Fool the hasher who recycled all the bottles and cardboard and cleaned the party area outside.
Brian Borden- set trail and event day put up the signs and banners
Mark Strawn & Joe Dubas- helped pre-mark trail,
Wrangler- sweeper
Chrissy Tri Girl- Skull cupcakes
Jack L {aka Horshack]
Lance {aka Gopher] Photos & bridge builder
Also Chrissy Patla Trigirl - Skull cupcakes
We thank several other fun persons who helped, but the volunteer helper list was lost in the bar during the excitement.
Please we appreciate the Golden Lion Inn for hosting us for a third year- voted best wings in Middlesex.